GET TATTED UP FIVER
Five Tatuajes. $24.95. No appointment necessary.
This week's Fiver Friday is for a very specific individual.
Around the office, we call him Jingle Keys.
You'll hear him before you see him. He's got a carabiner hanging from his belt loop with approximately 50 keys attached to it. What they open, nobody knows. Maybe he moonlights as superintendent of a 50-unit apartment building. Maybe he has access to places we're not supposed to know about.
Jingle Keys rides a crotch rocket to work. He's rocking the slicked-back ponytail despite Mother Nature steadily repossessing the real estate up front. He's got the obligatory MOM tattoo on his arm, assorted patriotic ink scattered around, and we're reasonably certain there's a giant American flag tattooed across his back.
And the man smokes Tatuaje.
Only Tatuaje.
Which, frankly, makes perfect sense.
Pete Johnson named Tatuaje after the Spanish word for "tattoo," and he's got enough ink himself to make the name believable. The cigars have developed an equally recognizable identity: bold Nicaraguan tobacco, old-school Cuban influence, plenty of character, and a seriously loyal following.
So Jingle Keys, this one's for you.
The Get Tatted Up Fiver includes:
Tatuaje Black Corona Gorda
A cult-favorite Tatuaje with that signature earthy, peppery Nicaraguan profile and plenty of complexity.
Tatuaje Cojonu 2018 Broadleaf Robusto Extra
Dark Connecticut Broadleaf wrapped around a powerful Nicaraguan blend. Rich, hearty and exactly the kind of cigar you'd expect from the Cojonu name.
Tatuaje Havana VI Nobles
One of the classic Tatuaje lines. Medium-to-full bodied with spice, earth and that unmistakable Pepin Garcia influence.
Tatuaje Series P Honduras Short Toro
A different side of Tatuaje, built around Honduran tobacco while keeping the fuller flavor that made the brand famous.
Tatuaje Series P Sumatra Toro
A Sumatra-wrapped addition that brings some sweetness and spice to round out the five.
FIVE TATUAJES. $24.95.
No needles.
No regrettable tribal armbands.
No explaining to your mother what that thing on your shoulder is supposed to be.
Just five seriously good Tatuajes for $24.95.
Get Tatted Up.
And Jingle Keys, for the love of God, take some of those keys off.
Get Tatted Up Fiver
The Get Tatted Up Fiver packs five killer Tatuajes into one seriously tattoo-worthy deal. Black, Cojonu 2018 Broadleaf, Havana VI and two Series P blends, all for just $24.95. No needles, no regrettable tattoos, just five great smokes. Jingle Keys approved.
GET TATTED UP FIVER
Five Tatuajes. $24.95. No appointment necessary.
This week's Fiver Friday is for a very specific individual.
Around the office, we call him Jingle Keys.
You'll hear him before you see him. He's got a carabiner hanging from his belt loop with approximately 50 keys attached to it. What they open, nobody knows. Maybe he moonlights as superintendent of a 50-unit apartment building. Maybe he has access to places we're not supposed to know about.
Jingle Keys rides a crotch rocket to work. He's rocking the slicked-back ponytail despite Mother Nature steadily repossessing the real estate up front. He's got the obligatory MOM tattoo on his arm, assorted patriotic ink scattered around, and we're reasonably certain there's a giant American flag tattooed across his back.
And the man smokes Tatuaje.
Only Tatuaje.
Which, frankly, makes perfect sense.
Pete Johnson named Tatuaje after the Spanish word for "tattoo," and he's got enough ink himself to make the name believable. The cigars have developed an equally recognizable identity: bold Nicaraguan tobacco, old-school Cuban influence, plenty of character, and a seriously loyal following.
So Jingle Keys, this one's for you.
The Get Tatted Up Fiver includes:
Tatuaje Black Corona Gorda
A cult-favorite Tatuaje with that signature earthy, peppery Nicaraguan profile and plenty of complexity.
Tatuaje Cojonu 2018 Broadleaf Robusto Extra
Dark Connecticut Broadleaf wrapped around a powerful Nicaraguan blend. Rich, hearty and exactly the kind of cigar you'd expect from the Cojonu name.
Tatuaje Havana VI Nobles
One of the classic Tatuaje lines. Medium-to-full bodied with spice, earth and that unmistakable Pepin Garcia influence.
Tatuaje Series P Honduras Short Toro
A different side of Tatuaje, built around Honduran tobacco while keeping the fuller flavor that made the brand famous.
Tatuaje Series P Sumatra Toro
A Sumatra-wrapped addition that brings some sweetness and spice to round out the five.
FIVE TATUAJES. $24.95.
No needles.
No regrettable tribal armbands.
No explaining to your mother what that thing on your shoulder is supposed to be.
Just five seriously good Tatuajes for $24.95.
Get Tatted Up.
And Jingle Keys, for the love of God, take some of those keys off.
